This is an unorthodox Pick indeed. Today, I am promoting nothing short of my own job! Yes, a tad crazy, but would you expect anything less from Yours Truly? Do you have a bold voice, a vivacious appetite, and a sense of culinary adventure? New Times is looking for a new Flavor writer, and they are going to have a hell of a time trying to fit in my vintage heels. Don't worry about me—I'm not headed to some "farm" upstate. Instead I am embarking on new and enticing adventures, all of them (hopefully) delicious. My appetite has called me elsewhere, so who am I to disobey the hunger pangs in my heart and in my belly? Apply today—and for the love of all things crispy, include an entertaining cover letter. Do me that one favor, will ya?
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Hayley Thomas Cain believes in leaving enough leftovers for the next writer. She can be reached at firstname.lastname@example.org.