Keep your pajamas on and cancel that silly dentist appointment. Heck, cancel your whole damn day. It's International Ice Cream for Breakfast Day! Yes, this is actually a thing. Wake up on the sweet side of the bed and visit any of three Doc Burnstein's Ice Cream Labs on Saturday, Feb. 2, starting at 9 a.m. for a special taste of the Doc's new maple bacon ice cream flavor in honor of the very real International Ice Cream for Breakfast Day. I recommend you try it in a waffle cone, of course (part of a complete breakfast). Did I mention there will also be prizes for the first 50 customers? Did I mention this actually checks out as a very real holiday? Oh, America. You do have good points.

Doc Burnstein's locations include 114 W. Branch St., Arroyo Grande; 860 Higuera St., San Luis Obispo; 725 E. Betteravia St., Santa Maria. For more information, go to docburnsteins.com. Δ

Hayley Thomas Cain does not recommend mint chip with orange juice. She can be reached at hthomas@newtimesslo.com.