Poll Result:

  • opened on July 1, 2021
  • closed on July 7, 2021

How do you use the print edition of New Times?

Newspapers make great kindling for bonfires.

19 votes (26.03%)

I use it to line my birdcage and wrap up dead fish.

8 votes (10.96%)

I only use New Times to wipe my "soiled anus" in a pinch (see The Shredder).

15 votes (20.55%)

To get the best news and arts coverage in SLO County! Duh!

31 votes (42.47%)


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