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How many ninjas could you take in a fight?

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Tristin Morgan

department of social security

“Seven-hundred and thirty-two, using a sack of potatoes and my bare fists—just like Mom used to do.”

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Johnny and Laura Tweddle

engineer and accountant

“Six, if we fight together. Three each seems about right.”

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Nick Duffy

class A driver

“Probably zero, but maybe one. I do have ninja-like back flip skills on the trampoline.”

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Nav Sharda

doctor (of ninja kicking)

“I could take one. I’ve got a black belt in Shaolin.”

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