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How would you describe a horse to someone who had never seen one before?


Kristin Kleiber

retail manager

“Sarah Jessica Parker on all fours with a little more fur.”


Grant Schaab


“They can be big or small. They have a tail and a mane, and they smell bad. And don’t scare them because they could kick you and hurt you.”


Josh Loveless


“It’s a big beast with four legs and kinda looks like a monster if you’ve never seen one before. I guess if they had never seen one before, I’d just whip out my iPhone and Google it and show ’em.”


Julia Rey

dog walker and student

“He’s brown, and he has a black mane and a black tail, has four legs, big ears, has hoofs, is big, and you can ride him.”

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