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If you were Noah, which animal would you leave behind?

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John Kelley

John Kelley

carpenter

“The skunk, because they smell so bad when they spray my dog.”

Reuben Espino

Reuben Espino

photographer/apartment manager

“I would leave behind the goat. Well, it makes too much racket and noise—makes irritating noise. Reminds me of a couple of my exes.”

Ian Johnson

Ian Johnson

sales

“The unicorn, because then it won’t be missed by today’s world. It won’t break anyone’s heart that way.”

Gini Griffin

Gini Griffin

painter

“I think I’d leave a scorpion behind. I think they’re sort of scary.”

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