Oscar Wilde once defined a gentleman as a man who knows how to play the bagpipes â€¦ but doesnâ€™t. I suppose that makes Paul Dunn more a Scotsman than a gentleman; he plays his bagpipe for about two hours a day.
â€œYouâ€™ve got to tame the instrument, or it will tame you,â€? the half Scottish, half Irish musician says. â€œWe keep pretty well polished, even though weâ€™re just a street band.â€?
Dunn and his Central Coast Pipes and Drums, a band of a dozen or more drummers and bagpipers, have been playing together since 1999, but St. Patrickâ€™s Day is the one day a year to truly showcase their talent.
Next Thursday they will be spend the holiday entertaining revelers and touring some of the countyâ€™s most festive watering holes. Their day will begin at the unlikely APIO produce packaging plant in Guadalupe, where the plantâ€™s Irish owner has hired the pipers for the last three years.
From there, the band will head to Grover Beach for a 3 oâ€™clock pub crawl from Oâ€™Reillyâ€™s up to the Red Fox, and then into the Village of Arroyo Grande, where theyâ€™ll march in the fifth annual Finnegans Wake, a spirited funeral procession that takes participants from Ralph & Duaneâ€™s to Billâ€™s Place.
From 7:30 to 8:30 the band will perform in front of Motherâ€™s Tavern on Higuera Street. A serious bagpipe enthusiast, Motherâ€™s owner Paul Brown even hired the entire entourage of Pipes and Drums to play at his wedding a few years back. Itâ€™s not unusual in the off-season for individuals in the band to play solo at weddings or even funerals, but newlyweds rarely want to hear a full band of highland pipers.
After the gig at Motherâ€™s, the Pipes and Drums will make its way up Higuera for an obligatory appearance at McCarthyâ€™s, and finally cap off the night with a private party.
Dunn and his colleagues also find gigs at various Scottish and Irish-themed festivals throughout the year, as well as the summertime Stone Soup Festival in Grover Beach, but itâ€™s not enough for Dunn to drop his day job as an energy compliance consultant. One of the bandâ€™s biggest shows is the Burns Supper, an annual festival honoring the Scottish poet Robert Burns.
The great highland bagpipes played by Central Coat Pipes and Drums are in fact a traditional Scottish instrument, but Ireland also has a rich heritage of bagpipe playing. On March 17, the band will forgo its customary Scottish repertoire in favor of tunes like â€œDanny Boy,â€? â€œOld Irish Eyes,â€? and the traditional selection of Irish jigs and reels. As pipe major Dunn explains, â€œEveryoneâ€™s Irish on St. Pattyâ€™s Day.â€?
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â€¦ Edna Valley Vineyardâ€™s series of innovative cooking classes continues throughout the month of March with three more mouth-watering seminars that are guaranteed to pair well with the regionâ€™s definitively delicious Chardonnays and Pinot Noirs. The remaining courses include Get Stuffed on Wednesday, March 16, Grilled Accents on Tuesday the 22nd, and a Sausage Making class on Tuesday the 29th. Each class runs from 6 to 9 p.m. at the Edna Valley Vineyard, located at 2585 Biddle Ranch Road on the outskirts of San Luis Obispo. For tickets and reservations, call the vineyard at 544-5855, Ext. 22, or visit www.EdnaValleyVineyard.com. â€¦
â€¦ The San Luis Obispo chapter of the Women for WineSense (WWS) invites you to Women in the Wine Industry, a look at the world of wine through the eyes of a variety of local women in the industry. The event takes place on Thursday, March 10, from 6:30 to 8:30 p.m. at the Park Ballroom in Paso Robles. Call the SLO WWS at 546-0895 for tickets and additional information.
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