Would someone please, please break the fingers of the architect who designed the monstrosity at LOVR and South Bay in Los Osos? Whatâ€™s it called â€” â€œVillage Oaks,â€? â€œWe Cut Oaks,â€? â€œUsed to be Oaksâ€?? God, what an eyesore.
While youâ€™re at it, could you tell the owners of the cemetery that they need a larger sign? Really, come on now. Do you think having a sign that is visible from the Cuesta Grade promotes your business?
â€œHey, honey, where should we bury grandpa?â€?
â€œHmmm, I know, how about that place way out in Los Osos? See it? Right there.â€?
Signed, I love the smell of sewage in the morning.