Do-it-yourself doughnuts are a real thing! A new, totally genius biz in SLO is offering up all the sprinkle, glaze, jelly, and sugar flavors of the rainbow, so you can choose exactly what sphere of fried dough to cram into your face. Word on the street, it'll open next month at 847 Higuera St. in the former Teaberry location! ... Love is merely a madness: The Central Coast Shakespeare Festival kicks off this July 12 through Aug. 4, featuring As You Like it and The Three Musketeers. No time to pack a picnic? No worries! Beda's Biergarten and Piemonte's Deli will be on hand to serve while you watch (plus, sip wine by Filipponi Ranch; tickets at centralcoastshakespeare.org). Δ
Hayley Thomas Cain doth protest too much when it comes to mayo. Send bites to firstname.lastname@example.org.