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President Barack Obama is faced with an unprecedented deficit of more than $1 trillion. But what’s a measly trillion-dollar deficit to a man who can raise the Dead? It’s true! The surviving members of The  Grateful Dead are reuniting after ten years of personal and creative differences, inspired by Barack Obama during last year’s “Deadheads for Obama” concert, and launching a 19-city tour using the name The Dead. Obama’s next miracle just may be world peace: Don’t miss it!

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