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What is the corniest joke your dad has told?

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Danielle Mullery

Danielle Mullery

student

“Knock, knock.”

“Who’s there?”

“Ralph.”

“Ralph who?”

“Ralph, it’s your puppy.”

 

Amber Domako

Amber Domako

student

“Knock, knock.”

“Who’s there?”

“Banana.”

“Banana who?”

“Banana you!”

Amanda Woodle

Amanda Woodle

student

“A grasshopper walks into a bar and the bartender says, ‘We have a drink named for you.’ And the grasshopper says, ‘Really? You have a drink named Steve?’”

 

Ben Maertens

Ben Maertens

student

“Whenever we take road trips and we see roadkill, like a cat, he says, ‘Aw, look at the sleeping kitty.’”

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