Jack Sumrail

retired

“Captain America. The first one was enough. It’s a little too hokey.”

Lanette Long

administrative assistant

“Jurassic Park. The first one was good, and the second one got a little too Disney, and the third one was just crazy and a total waste of time.”

James Ballogny

Mondeo’s employee

“Harry Potter. They need to stop spreading sorceries to the masses.”

Max Parelius

student

“The Expendables, because the first one was already enough.”