Wot’s this!? I’m all set for some redneck rock with Nugent and the Mouthbreathers, when I see the New Times ad for Vina Robles concerts, and it’s gone! Had my AR-15 all lubed up, my Mitch McConnell blow-up doll inflated, and a case of Bud Light in the cooler. Damn! If these socialist bastards keep taking away our freedoms ... . If they cancel the Steven Seagal film festival, there’s going to be real trouble.
-- Dugan Byrnes - Oceano