New Times' annual Holiday Guide is here! I know. Some of you have been counting down the days to Christmas since Labor Day, and the majority of you are rolling your eyes. Luckily, this little guide is about about more than Christmas. You can craft cards for your loved ones; check out Winterfest in Morro Bay; read about the NIMBY who tried to steal SLO's Christmas; join the Hanukkah celebration at the Mission in downtown SLO; get in the spirit with some carolers; and figure out what to purchase if you're still around in 2049.